[Wind Howling]
[Insects Chirping]
[ Clicking ]
[ Trills Tongue ]
"Leningrad Cowboys...
have been offered a job...
at Surf Hotel in New York."
Not signed.
[ Wolf Howls ]
[ In Spanish/Portuguese ] Let's hit it.
[ Wolf Howling ]
[ Engine Starts ]
♪[Speakers: Mexican Folk]♪
[ Chattering In Spanish ]
[ Radio: Man Speaking Spanish ]
-♪[ Continues ] ♪ - [ Chattering Continues ]
[ Engine Starts ]
[ Siren Wailing ]
Better go underground.
[ Seagulls Squawking ]
[ People Chattering ]
[ Man On Radio ] Jesus Christ will be sitting on the throne,
When he was born, the angels announced his birth and said,,,
"Of his kingdom, there shall be no end, "
What a glorious time that's going to be,
You wi I l be connected.
[ Man ] And there's gonna be universal joy,
Isaiah 51 : "An everlasting joy shall be upon their head,
They shall obtain gladness and joy,,,
and sorrow and mourning shall be - shall flee away, "
Sorrow will be gone,
Mourning will,,, go away,
It'll be everlasting joy,
[ Water Trickling ]
[ Knocking ]
Hurry up, stupido,
♪ [ Spanish Folk ]♪
♪ Well, my mama sended me ♪
♪ To a milk shop ♪
♪ But on the way ♪
♪ I met this girl ♪
♪ Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-sita ♪
♪ All of the nature was at rest ♪
♪When she gave me the kiss ♪
♪ Oh, Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-sita ♪
♪ My tequila rose ♪
♪ Now comes the solo ♪
♪[ Acoustic Guitar Solo ] ♪
♪ [ Ends ]♪
[ One Person Claps ]
[ Door Closes ]
Vladimir!
Vladimir died long time ago in desert because of his sins!
But having seen the light...
the good Lord let me born from that light.
Call me Moses...
and obey me in all things...
so I could lead you back home to your people.
[ Subway Train Passing ]
[ Spurs Jangling ]
[ Clock Ticking ]
[ Ticking Continues ]
[Bus Passes Outside ]
[ Car Horn Honks ]
[ Clock Ticking ]
Early tomorrow morning...
you are leaving for Europe...
on a sailboat I've organized.
Two days from now, at 2200 hours local time...
we rendezvous at the point exactly...
300 nautical miles south of Newfoundland.
After that, we continue together...
and land on the westernmost point of Bretagne, France.
So we will be able to proceed...
without drawing attention on our home journey.
Now we will synchronize our watches.
[ Ticking ]
[ Ticking Continues ]
Why don't you leave with us, amigo?
I do what I like!
Your task is to obey!
Business is business, but Moses...
is Moses.
I explain anyway.
I can't return home without presents...
which is why I must stay for a while...
in this Sodom and Gomorrah.
[ In Spanish ] What's the point, gringo?
[ Helicopter Whirring ]
[ Riders Screaming ]
[ Man ] The first one, the first one. The winner of each one is owed a prize. Don't be shy.
Who's it gonna be? Come on, come on, come on.
Who's it gonna be? And the winner, and the winner, and the winner...
and the winner, and the winner, and the winner is... 12.
- [ Bell Rings ] - That's right, 12. You are the winner.
12, you take a prize today.
Everybody. Here you go, here you go, here you go. Play again.
Everybody. Here you go.
-♪ [ Calliope ] ♪ - Here you go. Here.
Here. Here.
Let's start up another race, folks. Racing time.
- [ Continues, Indistinct ] -♪ [ Calliope Continues ]♪
Guaranteed winners each and every time.
Come on, don't be shy. Give it a try. Have some fun.
It's water, water, water, water, water racing time.
[ Continues, Indistinct ]
♪ [ Calliope Continues ]♪
-♪ [ Calliope Continues ] ♪ - [ Seagulls Squawking ]
♪[Speakers:Jazz]♪
Caramba,
Why leave now?
We have achieved here so mucho,
Uno final effort and we are at the top.
I don't miss home. I'm still young and wild.
- What about Moses? - What about him?
We can get along without him.
Madre mia,
He gets crazy when he's mad.
Even an idea frightens me.
I'll do same as the others do.
It's easier.
You are a cowardo,
Si,
[ Clicks ]
[ Seagulls Squawking ]
I don't want to go.
I want to be American.
I've fallen in love.
I want to stay.
You understand, don't you?
[ Wind Whistling]
[ Object Clanks ]
[ Clanks ]
[ Engine Whirring]
Newspapers.
"Police have not yet released any informations...
regarding the identity of person involved in the theft of the nose.
Our associates reveal the culprit may be one Vladimir Kuzmin, alias" -
[ Alarm Clock Ringing ]
[Man ] This way, Moses!
[ Vladimir] Get the nose!
[ Splash ]
[ Seagulls Squawking ]
[ Wind Howling]
After the new calf was born, Grandmother could find no peace.
We got the kolkhoz car for rent and came here to wait for you...
three weeks ago from now.
Have you got money?
Only these rubles.
They have no value in the Western world.
So we have noticed.
Lucky I inherited from Vladimir his business talent.
I'll find you some work.
[ Spurs Jangling ]
[Bell Ringing In Distance ]
[ Engine Starts ]
[ Woman, In French ] Blue, 12.
Forty-eight, Yellow.
Yellow, 48. Fifty-three -
-♪ [ Russian Folk Rock] ♪ - Kasatchok!
Kasatchok!
[ In Russian ] Kasatchok! One, two, three!
Kasatchok!
One, two, three!
♪ [ Ends ]♪
[ in French ] Sixty, white.
White, 60.
Fifty-four, white.
White, 54.
Thirty-seven, blue.
Blue, 37.
Seventy-three, green.
Green, 73.
Eleven, blue.
Blue, 11.
Thirty-seven, yellow.
Forty-two, green.
Green, 42.
Thirty-three, blue.
Blue -
Eight, blue.
Blue, eight.
Bingo!
[ Bells Pealing ]
♪ 'O sole mio ♪
[ Rattling ]
[ Baby Crying ]
[ Rattles ]
[ Spurs Jangling ]
Dinares, Dinares,
Peso. Peso.
Senorita,
[ Speaking Spanish Playfully ]
Gringo! This is good.
- [ Church Bells Pealing ] -♪ [ Organ ]♪
[ Coins Clinking ]
[ Truck Horn Blows ]
Hey, man. Have you seen these criminals?
[ Insects Chirping ]
I shall now retire to solitude...
for meditation and praying.
[ Lock Clicks ]
♪[Speakers: Mellow Instrumental]♪
[ Spurs Jangling ]
We got out through the window.
[ Chattering, Laughing ]
♪[ Continues ]♪
[ Laughter]
♪[ Ends ]♪
[ Laughter, Chattering ]
Permit me to introduce myself.
Raymond Lazar, record producer.
Moses...
Leader of the people.
As a great admirer of your orchestra...
I have taken the liberty of arranging...
a one week's engagement for them in that restaurant.
It's out of question.
We are in a hurry. And besides -
When do we start?
[ Chattering ]
♪ [ Folk-Rock]♪
[ Woman Shouting ]
♪ [ Hard Rock Solo ]♪
- ♪ [ Ends ] ♪ - [ Crowd Chattering ]
[ Engine Idling ]
[ Engine Revs ]
[ Engine Stops ]
[ Nose Clangs ]
[ Crowd Chattering ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Muttering ]
[ Huffing ]
[ Rooster Crows ]
[ In Spanish ] Let's go! Move it!
Quickly!
[ Splashing ]
We should get rid of him.
How?
The river is strong.
He would be by the sea in the morning.
"You shall not eat any disgusting thing."
Also, "you shall not cook a kid in his mother's milk."
[ Wheezing Laugh ]
[ Beeping ]
[ Whirring, Clicking ]
Hallo, Polizei?
[ Sirens Wailing ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
[ Sirens Stop ]
[ Shouting ]
[ Lazar] Hey! Are you the German police?
C.I.A.
[ Chattering ]
[ Siren Wailing In Distance ]
[ Engine Starts ]
We will never see home again.
Mother never would have let me come along...
because I'm sensitive.
But fool as I am...
I ran away.
[ Sobbing ]
[ Scraping ]
"Now get up early...
along with your master's servants...
who have come with you...
and leave in the morning...
as soon as it is light."
[ Scraping Continues ]
[ Wind Howling]
Adios, gringos! Viva Zapata!
[ Tires Squeal ]
[ Dogs Growling ]
[ Engine Starts ]
♪ [ Russian Folk]♪
♪ Lonely moon ♪
♪ You are the greatest wonder of the starry sky ♪
♪ Lonely moon ♪
♪When you light up the sky you really mystify ♪
♪ It's you alone who witness love ♪
♪ It's moments full of joy ♪
♪ But you yourself must pass alone ♪
♪ Along your frozen way ♪
♪ Lonely moon ♪
♪When you will find the one I miss and love so much ♪
♪ Lonely moon ♪
♪ Please shine on her and let your beams her forehead touch ♪
♪ And tell her how I love her ♪
♪ For now and ever more ♪
♪ Lonely moon ♪
♪ Please tell her so O lonely moon ♪♪
♪ [ Ends ]♪
[ Cheering ]
[ Man On Radio ] WEWN is now broadcasting on a frequency of 94,10 kilohertz,
The following program is presented in the Romanian language,
[ Woman Speaking Romanian ]
[ Loud Thunderclap ]
[ Woman Continues Speaking Romanian ]
[ Thunderclap ]
-♪ [ Religious Chorale ] ♪ -♪ [ Chorus Singing In Foreign Language ]♪
[ Spurs Jangling ]
"The history of ali society existing so far...
is the history of class struggles."
" Eye for eye, tooth for tooth.
As he has hurt the other...
so is he to be hurt."
"Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today...
the proletariat is a really revolutionary class."
"Do not let your hair become unstylish...
and do not tear your clothes...
or you will die, and the Lord will be angry with the whole community."
"The bourgeois sees in his wife only an instrument of production."
"And the Lord said to Aaron:
You and your sons are not to drink wine...
or any other alcoholic drink whenever you go into the tent of meeting...
- or you will die!" - [ Train Whistle Blowing ]
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains.
They have a world to win."
"In the year of jubilee...
everyone is to return to his own country."
Gringo talking.
[ Spurs Jangling ]
-♪ [ Organ ] ♪ -♪ [ Vocalizing ]♪
♪ By the rivers of Babylon ♪
♪Where we sat down ♪
♪There we wept ♪
♪When we remembered Zion ♪
♪ By the rivers of Babylon ♪
♪Where we sat down ♪
♪There we wept ♪
♪When we remembered Zion ♪
♪ 'Twas the wicked ♪
♪ Carried us away captivity ♪
♪ Require from us their song ♪
♪ Now how shall we sing the Lord's song ♪
♪ In a strange land? ♪
♪ By the rivers of Babylon ♪
♪Where we sat down ♪
♪There we wept ♪
♪When we remembered Zion ♪
♪ By the rivers of Babylon ♪
♪Where we sat down ♪
♪There we wept ♪
♪When we remembered Zion ♪
♪ By the rivers of Babylon ♪
♪Where we sat down ♪
♪There we wept ♪
♪When we remembered Zion ♪
Some of you might wonder...
why we have to go back to Siberia.
It is because a miracle has happened.
Lenin will now explain.
[ Clears Throat ] Yes, comrades.
One day, in the kolkhoz field...
a parthenogenetic ray came from the sky...
hit the mirror of Tamara, passed Sergei's vodka...
and the first cow of our 26th five-year plan was born.
It is a holy calf.
It is born free...
and will live free, as all animals should.
♪[Spanish Guitar]♪
[ Man ] ♪ Day is done, the sun is sinkin'♪
♪Just one beam still goes on blinkin'♪
♪ Soon the night will start to fall ♪
♪ Hear the yawn, the world goes sleeping ♪
♪ Hear the silent twilight creepin' ♪
♪ Hear the sun who makes her final call ♪
♪ The sunbeam meets a goblin ♪
♪ And they shyly say hello ♪
♪ She knows that he is comin' from his cave ♪
♪The beam so close to darkness ♪
♪ And the goblin caught by light ♪
♪ So young and thoughtless and so brave ♪
♪ Standing there, exchanging glances ♪
♪ Scaring, yes, but taking chances ♪
♪ Feeling things completely new ♪
♪ He complains My eyes are burning ♪
♪ Still I'm capable of learning ♪
♪ Something I can only reach with you ♪
♪ I don't mind If I go blind ♪
♪ I still can feel your spark ♪
♪ Besides, I'm used to living in the dark♪
♪ Come take my hand and stay by me ♪
♪You lovely child of light ♪
♪ Please let me be ♪
♪Your child of night ♪
[ Wind Whistling]
[ Clock Ticking ]
Where is the Mexican department of the orchestra?
♪ [ Mexican Folk]♪
♪ Tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila!♪
♪ Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila!♪
No lo tengo dinares,
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!
♪ Tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
♪ Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
Nolo tengo dinares,
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!
♪ Tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
♪ Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
♪ [ Stops ]♪
What's happening here?
No tequila.
Save us, Moses.
Jesus saves.
Moses invests.
Back to the bus!
[ in Spanish/Portuguese ] He's like General Huerta.
Let's go.
[ Water Trickling]
Why,Johnson.
You mistake your man. I'm not Johnson.
I'm the prophet Elijah.
Sounds familiar.
I want to join you.
Is it so?
By the way...
do you know Proverbs?
"A prudent man foreseeth the evil and hideth himself...
but the simple pass and are punished."
"Train up a child in the way he should go...
and when he is old, he will not turn from it."
"The rich rules over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender."
"A generous man will be blessed, for he shares his food with the poor."
"Cast out the scorner, and contention shall go out, yea...
strife and reproach shall cease."
"The lazy man says, 'There is a lion outside. I will be murdered.'"
"Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child...
but the road of correction shall drive it far from him."
"If you cannot pay, your very bed will be taken from under you."
If you have a cigarette, you can come along.
[ Loud Whirring ]
[ Chattering ]
[ Man ] Oh, yes. I haven't seen a tractor for a long time.
[ Chattering ]
[ Wind Whistling]
[ Rumbling]
[ Whirring Loudly]
[ Laughing ]
[ Wheezing Laugh ]
[ Loud Rumbling]
♪[ Mexican Folk]♪
GOLDEN CALF
♪Ten brothers out in the road ♪
♪ And not in a hurry We're moving slow ♪
♪ Got to carry on with this thing ♪
♪ A thing we like to call a show ♪
♪There's nothing ♪
♪ Like Matuschka ♪
♪ No one like Matuschka ♪
♪Taking care of us best as she can ♪
♪ She's the biggest, meanest, best of them all ♪
♪ So don't you mess with her traveling sons ♪
[ Growls ]
[ Engine Stops ]
Pharisean!
[ Applause ]
[ Growling ]
[ Speaking Foreign Language ]
[ In Russian ] The life of the great Russian writer Maxim Gorky was very hard.
Ouch! So is my life!
[ Whistles ]
[ Guests Chattering ]
You must sing, Elijah.
Maxim is drunk again.
"Priests must not shave their heads...
or shave off the edges of their beards...
or cut their bodies."
Shut up and sing!
We need gasoline.
-♪ [ Up-tempo Rock] ♪ -♪ Kili watch, kili watch ♪
♪ Kili watch ♪
♪ Kili, kili, kili, kili watch, watch, watch, watch ♪
♪ Keom ken ken aba♪
[ In French ] ♪ For several days alli do is repeat ♪
♪This little tune that's getting on my nerves ♪
♪ Kili, kili, kili, kili watch, watch, watch, watch ♪
♪ Keom ken ken aba♪
[ In French ] ♪ It's gotta be contagious because instead of saying hello ♪
♪ My neighbors sing it out whenever they see me ♪
♪ Kili kili watch Kili kili watch ♪
♪ Kili, kili, kili, kili, kili, kili, kili watch ♪
♪ Kili watch Kili watch ♪
♪ Kili watch ♪
♪ Kili, kili, kili, kili watch, watch, watch, watch ♪
♪ Keom ken ken aba♪
[ In French ] ♪ I went to see the local doctor ♪
♪ In less than an hour I had contaminated him ♪
♪ Kili, kili, kili, kili watch, watch, watch, watch ♪
♪ Keom ken ken aba♪
[ In French ] ♪The director of an asylum locked me up ♪
♪ But the next day he was singing at my side ♪
♪ Kili kili watch Kili kili watch ♪
[ Screams ]
- ♪Watch, watch, watch ♪ - ♪ Kili kili kili kili kili kili watch ♪
♪ Kili watch Kili watch ♪
♪ Kili watch ♪
♪ [ Ends ]♪
[Birds Chirping]
WARSAW POW ISLE STATION
[ Shuddering ]
He's dangerously sick.
He needs a hospital.
We need money.
You have money. We know.
Believe me, I don't.
Everything went for the gasoline.
We don't trust you anymore.
All right.
-♪ [ Blues ] - [ Man ] ♪ I woke up this morning last night ♪
♪The sun was rising down ♪
WARSAW CENTRAL STATION
♪ I woke up this morning last night ♪
♪The sun was rising down ♪
♪ Hellhounds were dragging me, oh ♪
♪ I was dragging the hellhounds ♪
♪Well, tell me about it ♪
♪ Am I right, or am I left? ♪
♪Well, tell me about it ♪
♪ Am I right, or am I left? ♪
♪ Baby, I'm gonna lay me Please help me ♪
♪To the long, long bed ♪
♪ It felt like was no bed at all ♪
♪ Damn, it was not a bed like at all ♪
♪ My mojo feeling was gone ♪
♪ I went Hudson River up and down ♪
Yeah.
♪ [ Ends ]♪
Same thing happened to me...
when I was a child.
[ Bell Rings ]
[ Bottle Shatters ]
[ Crowd Chattering ]
[ Chattering Stops ]
♪♪ [ Classical ]
[ Applause ]
[ Chattering ]
[Siren Wailing In Distance ]
- [ Car Engine Races Past ] - [ Train Passing ]
[ Pool Balls Clack]
- [ Birds Chirping ] - [ Liquid Trickling ]
If you help me to get the Liberty back to the United States of America...
I will make you the new Frank Valance.
And the first concert we start in Las Vegas.
[ Whistling ]
[ In Polish ] Hello. Where are you going, sir?
Please come back. You haven't paid.
♪[ Orchestra: Classical]♪
USSR BORDER 2 KM
♪[ Ends ]♪
♪[ Orchestra: Classical]♪
RUSSIAN FEDERATION BORDER
Five rubles for an idea.
♪[ Fades ]♪
[ Muttering in Foreign Language ]
[ Sighs Deeply]
I have only two fish...
so I eat them myself.
It is written in the Holy Bible...
that Moses never sees the promised land.
That is why...
I, Moses...
have to go back to the European Community.
Yeah.
[ Sobs ]
Collect all empty bottles.
GREEN - RED
[ Bottles Clinking ]
[ Clinking Continues ]
[ Water Running ]
[ Places Bottle On Table ]
[ Muffled: Spurs Jangling ]
Passport.
Colonel Vladimir Kuzmin, rock-and-roll manager.
[ Bottles Clink]
♪[Men Vocalizing]♪
♪[ Continues ]♪
[ Cow Mooing ]
- [ Dog Barking ] - [ Cowbells Clanking ]
[ Barking Continues ]
[ Water Trickling ]
[ Moos ]
[ Ticking ]
♪ [ Slow Tempo Russian Folk]♪
[ Crowd Chattering In Russian ]
[ In Russian ] My beloved.
My dear.
Congratulations.
-♪ [ Ends ] ♪ - [ Dog Barking ]
- [ Insects Chirping ] - [ Flies Buzzing ]
♪ Oh, my darling ♪
♪ Oh, my darling Clementine ♪
♪[ Up-tempo Mexican Folk]
- ♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! ♪ - [ Man Laughing]
[ Man Shouts In Spanish ]
[ Laughing]
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! ♪
♪ Tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
♪ Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
Nolo tengo dinares,
no, dos, tres, cuatro!
♪ Tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
♪ Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
Si, si, Nolo tengo dinares,
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! ♪
[ Laughing ]
[ Man Shouts In Spanish ]
♪ Tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
♪ Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
Si, Nolo tengo dinares,
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!
♪ Tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
♪ Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
Caramba!Nolo tengo dinares!
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!
♪ Tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
♪ Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila! ♪
♪ Tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila!♪
♪ Yo tengo una heartbreaker nina ♪
♪ Ay, ay, tequila!♪♪
- Ole! -♪ [ Ends ]♪